Pack them in at a Japanese train station, I remember being in Wynyard Sydney, Australia on a Friday afternoon when the trains were very packed, the announcer says over the loud speaker "there's another train in 4 minutes but if you want to be like sardines then please get on this one, I really don't care I finish in 2 minutes"

the way they do it in london, comedy sketch: Michael McIntyre - London Underground

a site I made about train humour: ShityRail

It's weird that politicians are still telling people to have more kids, it's obvious the world's over populated, but oh no their massive state pensions won't get paid if people aren't pumping out kids to pay for politicians luxurious life styles!