• Tiger Woods recently spent a good bit of time in the Virgin Islands. There is now a proposal on the table to rename them "The Islands"


• Gatorade: "Is it in you?" Nike: "Just do it". And they say advertising doesn't work.

• How does Tiger keep track of what hole he is playing?By the tattoo on her back

• Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?? Santa only does 3 ho's!!


• Tiger announced yesterday he was glad his wife bashed him in the face with a nine iron. She was about to tee off both of his balls when he woke up at 2am.


• Tiger Woods announced a break from golf today to fix his family and because he is embarrassed. You think you are embarrassed now? Wait until your kids are old enough to google your name.


• In a statement just released, Tiger Woods said he is going to take an "indefinite" break from professional golf. However, he will still try to get in a few holes.


• Why hasn't Tiger been on Oprah yet? She's not his type.


• The black in Tiger caused him to buy the Cadillac Escalade, the asian in him crashed it.


• This from today's Nike marketing press release: Not only are we standing by Tiger Woods now and in the future, we would like to thank Tiger for helping create a new product line for Nike. The Nike Golf Helmet.


• What does Tiger Woods use to clean his ball's? A blonde.


• How do you tell Tiger Woods ball's from the other golfer's? His have teeth marks on them.


• What do women love most about Tiger? His swing.


• I hate Tiger Woods. Now when I tell her I'm going for a game of golf, she knows what I'm really getting up to!


• When Tiger Woods was asked if he had any regrets, he replied "Of course. I wish I had two penises."