And so it begins......

1. Tiger's new movie is: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
2. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."
3. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars - now he has a hole-in-one.
4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can easily drive a ball 300 metres
5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They were clubbing
6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant, then a tree. He apparently could not decide between a wood and an iron.
7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife for some tips on how to beat him.
8. What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
9. Why did Tiger Woods leave his house so early? He had to get to the second hole.